The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Myers makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.