The Shank Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Myers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.