The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.