The Shank Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Myers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.