The Phantom Flag Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Myers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.