The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.