The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Woods spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Woods, Woods, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.