The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.