The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Woods catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.