The Snap Count Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Woods scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Woods's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.