The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Woods's stadium. Only over Woods.
- Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Woods, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.