The Hamstring Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.