The Snap Count Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
83%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.