The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Woods drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.