The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Woods drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.