The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Woods's stadium. Only over Woods.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.