The Hamstring Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.