The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Woods lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.