The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.