The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.