The Snap Count Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Woods's stadium. Only over Woods.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.