The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.