The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Woods gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.