The Snap Count Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
91%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Woods's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.