The Hamstring Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Woods goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.