The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
74%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Woods, Woods, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.