The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Breece Hall
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- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.