The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
78%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.