The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Woods finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Woods's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.