The Invisible Route Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Woods, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.