The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.