The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Woods will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Woods's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.