The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Woods is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Woods, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.