The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.