The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Woods gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Woods, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.