The Hamstring Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Woods's stadium. Only over Woods.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Woods's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Woods, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.