The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Trey McBride
- Breece Hall
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- Garrett Wilson
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.