The Hamstring Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“The broadcast shows Woods on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Woods's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Breece Hall
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- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.