The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.