The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.
- Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Woods's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.