The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.