The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.