The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Woods will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.