The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- A mysterious flag erases Woods's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Woods's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.