The Phantom Flag Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ref: "Number Woods, that's a flag." Woods: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Woods drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.