The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Woods is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.