The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Woods stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
82%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Woods scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.