The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.