The Late Scratch Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Wilson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.