The Blocking Assignment Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.